
The inevitable occurred tonight…the annual baseball holiday in Milwaukee known as MED (Mathematical Elimination Day). Since the Brewers belong to the worst division in baseball, it happened much later than usual this year, but nevertheless, it happened. Unfortunately, Cory Hart’s home run in the 4th inning prevented the loss from being officially credited to Mr. Loser himself, Chris CRAPuano (who, by the way, should never ever ever be allowed near the Brewers clubhouse again - sorry Chris, you may pitch well for another team next year, but to the Brewers you EQUAL a loss). In further irony, the Padres cemented their lead with Khalil Greene’s 2 run home run off of none other than ex-teammate Melvin’s Mistake (or if you prefer his birth name, Scott Linebrink, another player who has been nothing short of disastrous for this team). And just like that, the Brewers continued their losing streak, both game-wise, and season-wise. The announcers on ESPN talked about how the Brewers led the division for 133 days this year. I also have heard a lot of talk throughout the year about not getting down on the team for a single bad performance because it’s a long season. Well, that long season ended tonight and looking back, we see a team that was not nearly as good as their attendance numbers would have you believe. In fact, unless this bunch of losers wins one of the last two games, they will continue another dubious streak… a string of non-winning seasons started in 1993.
As late as a month and a half ago, there were still those delusional optimists who said “If you told me at the beginning of the season that we would be in first place in August, I would have been ecstatic!” How about now? If I told you on June 27th, La Crosse day, after Damian Miller’s walk off home run would complete a sweep of the Astros that we would end up out of the playoffs, I would have been called a downer or a pessimist. That day, we reached the high point of the year, 14 games over .500. We had a 7 1/2 game lead in the NL Central. We had weathered the 10-20 storm by going 12-2 ro get back to our high-water mark at 46-32. All we had to do was play somewhere in the neighborhood of .450 ball the rest of the way. But this is a franchise that has been as pathetic as any in major North American professional sports. They were incapable of doing that menial task of staying afloat by winning at even a below-average pace. That’s not hyperbole. That’s the truth. The Florida Marlins, a team that wasn’t even in existence the last time the Brewers had a winning record (let alone made the playoffs), has more World Series Championships than seasons in which the Milwaukee Brewers have even participated in October baseball. So am I a pessimist, or a realist?
The bottom line is that this team is a tremendous failure. That kind of sounds like the post from March where the Wisconsin Men’s Basketball team made an abrupt and embarrassing departure from the NCAA tournament. Well, at least that team made the postseason. For the Brewers that is only a pipe dream; a fantasy world that does not exist. This was the best chance in 15 years they had to play for a championship, and, as with Prince and the bases loaded last night, or Craig Counsell with the bases loaded tonight, they simply could not get it done. There will need to be serious evaluation of this team. Sure, they have what may become a great infield for years to come. But what good is that infield when your pitching staff self destructed like the child actors from Diff’rent Strokes? What does 200 homers get you when the opponents score runs in droves due to shoddy defense? I may not espouse the popular opinion, but I still don’t know that Ned Yost belongs here anymore either. What progress has this team made? They were 81-81 two years ago. Does the result of this season really show a team that has improved? All the individual achievements of Fielder, Braun, Cordero, and whoever else mean absolutely nothing except that even those performances were not good enough to push this team into the playoffs from a division where mediocrity would have sufficed. In reality, this team has not made any overall progress, which should be the ultimate judging factor.
So goodbye Milwaukee Brewers of 2007. Your season will end in just a few short days the same way it does every year. Poorly.